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Yankees Joke
Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston
Common, when one is attacked by a vicious dog. Thinking
quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed
to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily
breaking the dog's neck and stopping its attack.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and
rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins
Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts
writing in his notebook. "But, I'm not a Bruins Fan,"
the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we're in
Boston, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and
starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from
Horrific attack..." he continued
writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Red Sox fan either!"
The boy said. "I assumed everyone in Boston was either
for the Bruins or the Red Sox. So, what team do you root
for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed. The reporter
starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little
Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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